rachel mcadams and jake gyllenhal are presenting best adapted screenplay. both obviously look good. blah blah blah. nominees are up in the air, precious, in the loop (no one saw this right? i'm just now hearing about it... and i like writers...), an education, district 9. winner is..... jeffrey fletcher for precious. based on novel "push." they couldn't name it the same as the novel, because there was already a TERRIBLE movie called "push" that featured some hot guy and dakota fanning with camille belle as mind movers. this guy is on the brink of tears and is going to get the music. the winning writer is drawing a blank. hmm..
and steve martin says... "i wrote that speech for him." queen latifah comes to the stage, dressing SEXY! wow she looks great in a pinkish purplish satiny number with sparkles. i'm not sure what her purpose is though. something about contributions, and some sort of governor's awards night or something. basically it's the academy's opportunity to solicit and give its people screen time. they are really pushing it tonight. but it's ok, because the clips were reasonably funny. the two major recipients are there, and the rest of hollywood awkwardly looks around at one another before giving a standing ovation. ok good, that's done.
now robin williams up to present something. best supporting actress. penelope cruz (nine), vera formiga (up in the air), maggie gyllenhal (crazy heart)... why am i even listing these... monique is the shoe-in.... anna kendrick (twilight! nope, whoops, wrong movie, for up in the air), monique (precious). and the winner is.... monique. shocker. she looks really pretty in a blue draped dress. this is going to be a super serious and emotional speech. i'm trying to bear down. hang on while i finish off this glass in a gulp. ok here we go.... first she'd like to backhand diss the academy for choosing a movie "based on the acting rather than the politics..." qed, all the other winners in the past must have been based on politics and nothing mattered before her role. she thanks her husband, do what's right not popular, god bless, peace. and samuel l. jackson just made a "she's crazy" face.
colin firth presents a clip for an education. it stars carey mulligan, also known as the second youngest chick from Pride and Prejudice. and saarsgard. i never saw it. looks good though.
commercial break time.... before a, salute to horror films?
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