We're back to Blogger, people. I'm much too lazy to create a whole new blog on Wordpress and import all my old Posterous posts. They have automatically been backed up on Blogger anyway... so for those who follow this blog via bookmark, RSS feed, memorization, what-have-you... the new url is: janaemiller.blogspot.com until further notice. I'll hopefully remember to spruce it up a bit, because it needs a visual overhaul.
I had a funny story to tell about going to the dentist. Basically I thought my wisdom teeth were bursting through my gums as infection-riddled cruise missiles of death. There was a lot of pain and discomfort and fear that resulted in lots of webMD searches and my mom talking me down off the ledge. Long story short, it turned out to be a canker sore... which I discovered when investigating my mouth with a flashlight. This is what I put my mom through on the subject:
ME: Mom, what if my jaw has tumors and cysts from my wisdom teeth still being there and they have to remove part of my jaw and I become a monster and my boyfriend dumps me MOM: holy shit...that doesn't even deserve a response it's so dumb ME: webmd says it happens all the timeMOM: no it doesn't...if you're not comfortable and it's wisdom teeth it just means they're moving a little...it doesn't take much...ask to see the xrays of them so you can see for yourself and log off the blasted webmd siteME: I have a tumor. I just know it.MOM: quit worrying...of course you don't.the amount of worrying you do about everything puts me to shameME: You didn't grow up with WebMDoki will wait and seeI will still worry, but I will be quiet about it.MOM: well try to relax...it will be fine i'm sure...and ask for a view and explanation of x-rays...it will make you feel better if you understand what's going on...in the meantime take a motrin...it will take the edge off