Sunday, March 7, 2010

oscars #4!

carey mulligan and zooey saldana presenting something. i love zooey so hard, and she looks AWESOME in some sort of purple number with a big ol' slit up the front. carey has the most refreshing british accent ever. they're presenting for best short film. they've turned this into the longest most unnecessary category opening in the history of my viewing. i get that no one cares about short films, and that people in "the biz" wish it got the credit it deserves, but look. it just isn't a good award because NO ONE SEES SHORT. because they AREN'T FINANCIALLY REALISTIC. they're great launching points for movie makers and good portfolio builders, great. but until you put them on hulu, i'm not watching.

best animated short nominees are: french roast, granny o'gramms sleeping beauty, the lady and the reaper, some mcdonald's one, a wallace and grommit one. the winner is blah blah blah, blah blah blah. i'm not going to say, because i resent having the "importance of this award" shoved down my throat. yay artistry, let's move on.

best documentary short (how many short categories are there? one more right?) china's something, the last campaign of someone, the last vehicle from some plant, music by prudence, and some sort of other one. music by prudence wins, and i'm only saying so because the winner literally ran down the aisle. or maybe he had to because he was seated in the back aka people didn't think he'd win. and wow, i did not expect that voice out of him. wait, who is this brood? she just interrupted him like crazy. shut UP lady. LET THE MAN SPEAK! they got the music. look what you did, crazy red-headed chick. you ruined his moment. shame on you. SHAME. ON. YOU.

one more short maybe: best live action short. the door, instead of abracadabra, kavi, miracle fish, the new tenants. someone wins. something about apartments. they get max five seconds to deliver their speech. and he's drunk. he is really sweating. hahahaha, i just noticed his accent. he's scottish/irish, and QED it makes sense. oh no, they cut off the microphone of the other guy. i didn't realize they were cutting off mics now, without any band warning.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. ben stiller dressed as an avatar to present for the best makeup. it is AMAZING. also his ears are slightly uneven. hilarious because avatar isn't nominated for makeup. since it's like, all cgi. and not makeup. so far, best/funniest award presentation thus far. ben stiller rocks. *gives zoolander magic pose* yeah, you're mesmerized. nominees are il divo, star trek, the young victoria. and the winner is... star trek. i have to say, the chick in this little threesome looks amazing in her gown. she found a good fit for her.

jeff bridges is presenting the clip for a serious man. written by joel and ethan coen whom i love, love, love.

commercial break. best supporting actress coming up. aka monique from precious.

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