robert downey jr and tina fey are presenting. he is wearing scary glasses that MATCH HIS BOWTIE! YES! she looks gorgeous. ok their presentation is pretty funny. it's a war of actors versus writers and best original screenplay. i care about this category, and most people don't. hurt locker, inglorious bastards, the messenger, a serious man (cohen brothers.. they're awesome), up. mark boal wins for hurt locker. he had a nice speech too, you know, the kind of speech only a writer can put together. *jana flaunts dashing smile*
matthew broderick (also know as sarah jessica park's husband and that guy from Ferris Bueller's Day Off and Larry the Cable Guy) and molly ringwald (aka that girl from Sixteen Candles, the Breakfast Club and Ferris Beuller's Day Off). john hughes tribute. a little background while we're watching this boring real, courtesy of Wikipedia. he died Aug. 6, 2009. Full name was John Wilden Hughes, Jr. His films include Home Alone 1 2 AND 3, Christmas Vacation, Ferris Beuller, Uncle Buck, The Great Outdoors, The Breakfast Club, Beethoven, Baby's Day Out (personal favorite), Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, Mr. Mom, etc. Aka all the funniest movies that people still own and watch from the 80s and 90s. And now they bring out all the child stars that he nurtured, and whose careers have disappeared off the map. Including Macaulay Culkin. Who.... still looks.... 12. How is that possible? Google, I order you to tell me CULKIN'S TRUE AGE! holy shit! he's 29! he's ALMOST THIRTY!
samuel jackson is presenting the clip for Up, the third best film nominee. Very cute, obv.
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