Python is the new Glock Pistol: Unrated. Both funny and terrifying.

We've all experienced that moment either in a hotel or dorm room where our neighbors annoy us.

Shut up! Turn it down, we yell. Well, a word of caution to you... if you're in South Carolina and you tell your neighbor to turn his music down, make sure he doesn't have any snakes with him.

Apparently a customer of a motel in SC asked his neighbor to turn down his music at ~9 p.m., while the suspect and some friends were running around in the hallways with chairs. Later that evening when the victim went outside for a smoke, the suspect shoved a python in his face which scratched his lip and apparently "tried to climb into his mouth."

The two individuals had conversed earlier at check-in, and the victim had admitted that "he doesn't do snakes," so the suspect sought retribution about the noise complaint with the victim's worst nightmare.

The victim then took a three-hour shower to stop himself from freaking out.

The python is ok.

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