Breaking Dawn officially gets its director: Pass

IT'S HAPPENING OMG EVERYBODY SCREAM HOLY CRAP!

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Bill Condon. That's the name that will helm the next-big-thing-aka-the-next-big-twilight-porn.

He's actually sort of a big deal, everyone. He directed Dreamgirls, Kinsey, and Gods of Monsters. He also produced the Oscars when Hugh Jackman was the host, aka the time recently when the Oscars wasn't boring/annoying. He won Oscars for adapted screenplays, coached actors/actresses into Oscar noms, and snabbed a bunch of Oscar noms for various directing and writing reasons. He's, like, cool n stuff.

.... um... and Breaking Dawn author Stephanie Meyer is said to be a producer this time around. All the horny teens are probably screaming their heads off right now because it's pretty obvious why that is going down. She wants control over how much sex n violence finds its way onto the movie screen. She's a Morman, guys, ok? We do fade-outs ONLY.

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