... as if we didn't already know that.
Still, just in case you missed it, the word on the street is that cardboard Edward Cullen cutouts could actually be posing a health risk. While I don't think the swine flu is as big a deal as some people believe it to be and I'm pretty tired of our media (my colleagues included) running stories about clinics, there is at least some amusement to this story. Give it a read for a chuckle. Then go over there to the sink and wash your hands. If you've been groping an Edward cutout, then you really have no idea where your hands have been.
Now the real question is, would you be worse or better off if you groped the real thing?