Sunday, January 16, 2011

Globes #3!

Friggin Justin Bieber with his stupid Bieber hair is presenting with the awesome chick from True Grit. They're presenters for best animated film. If Toy Story 3 doesn't win I might stop watching... maybe. Nominees are Despicable Me, How to Train Your Dragon, The Illusionist, Tangled and Toy Story 3. Come on, Toy Story... come onnnnnnnnnnnnn.... YESSSSSSS! And Toy Story 3 takes the win. You can't touch this!!! You can't touch the Disney Pixar machine.

Side note: I just got a glimpse of some tables... and someone thought it was a good idea to sit Robert Pattinson at Helen Mirren's table. I'm sure they'll have LOADS to talk about.

Gervais has removed an article of clothing. He's moved on to wine and is now insulting previous alcoholic Robert Downey Jr. Downey is presenting for best Actress in a Film Comedy. He basically tells all five female nominees he wants to bang them... and will willingly do so in order to determine who has done the "best work," which is AWESOME. No one is funnier than Downey. It definitely takes great character and sense of humor to get through the crap that dude has been through. Nominees are Annette Benning, Anne Hathoway, Angelina Jolie, Julianne Moore, Emma Stone. Winner is Annette Benning for The Kids Are All Right. Annette's hair looks schizo. Her dress is gorgeous, but she looks like she stuck her finger in a light socket. She gives a nice little comment about her indie experiences, and also manages to fit in time to thank "Mark Ruffolo our wonderful sperm donor."

During the commercial break, there are some silly shots of Gervais promoting the Globes and saying "It's live! What can they do?" Are you regretting your decision now, Hollywood Foreign Press? There is also the typical Local 4 News commercial about how there is chaos, murder and conspiracy in Detroit. No, YOU THINK?

Sylvester Stallone presents the clip for The Fighter, nominated for Best Motion Picture Drama. Pretty obvious why they picked Stallone. Side note, this movie was awesome. If Black Swan doesn't win, I hope this does.

Geoffrey Rush and Tilda Swinton on stage to present Actor in a Mini Series or Television Movie. Nominees are Idris Elba (a gorgeous, gorgeous man), Ian McShane, Al Pacino, Dennis Quaid, Edgar Ramirez. Al Pacino wins for You Don't Know Jack. He looks both drunk and drugged, but he's freaking AL PACINO. 

Rush and Swinton back for Actress in Mini Series or Television Movie. Nominees are Hayley Atwell, Claire Danes, Judi Dench, Romola Garai and Jennifer Love Hewitt. Claire Danes wins for Temple Grandin, so she'd better not forget to thank her husband this time. She looks gorgeous in a Calvin Klein Collection hot pink dress. I really like her. She's in list mode on the thank-you's... 

Break time!

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